United States Federal Government
Federal Snack Enforcement Task Force
The Dewitt Files
Case No. DE-1 · Illegal Fatness
SUBJECT: DEWITTEAGLE (DE-1)
CHARGES: 12 counts, unlicensed volume
STATUS: CLASSIFIED
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